I don't know where people get the idea that females don't fart?But they are very circumspect and probably go to the loo to
do it!Indian food with the dhals and pulses are very conducive to this embarrassing explosion!They produce sound non smelly
farts.I've found meats to create sneaky,smelly farts each with it's own signature scents.This brings us back to music and
the lady(ladies obviously don't fart,they "break wind" the English way)in the video produces a cadence and is a
trumpet(y) finale to the musical movement(and bowel movement) in the symphony or sonata!Who says one cannot always take a
farce to a level of high seriousness.Sneaky,smelly farts are CARELESS WHISPERS as per my sister Priscilla!She being a Dental
Surgeon deals with the mouth than with the "netherlands",but one must respect a professional opinion even if it
is unasked for and free.
Fed up off ! with all the RAP, Hip Hop
n all the ass- shaking n crotch clutching. In the search box I keyed in Hank Locklin and got Connie Francis crooning
(they used to croon in my days) LIP STICK ON YOUR COLLAR ...Bobby Vee singing ' "Wow!wow!yeah!yeah!Love you more than I can
say...I'll love you twice as much tomorrow"....Country Ballad "Send me the pillow that you dream on" and so on and so forth....sign
off to the strains...I love every moment...she's much to nice..wowwowwowwow" " I cast this shadow on the lonely lonley wall...Hank
Thomson..in cowboy style..country...Phildavi:THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN men WERE MEN
and WOMEN were glad of IT !!
